But the subject then turned to the biggest gronk that ever lived.
What is a gronk, I hear you ask? Well, you'd be best looking at http://www.urbandictionary.com/ and to choose your own definition. But for me, the definition is in a name. A person's name can be cringeworthy and generate all sorts of ill-feeling. Those names, for me, belong in the Court of King Gronk, and members of that court include (in no particular order):
- David Beckham - English football star, married to Posh Spice / Victoria Adams-Beckham
- Silvio Berlusconi - playboy Italian prime-minister; key player in the ruination of Italy and Europe in general during the 00s/10s GFC / Euro-crisis
- Warwick Capper - 1980s AFL footballer and now well-known Gold Coast resident / wanker / reality television participant
- Brendan Fevola - 1990s Carlton spearhead and now out-of-favour with the AFL in general
- Pauline Hanson - one-time Member of Parliament and founder of racist political party One Nation; once-convicted but now overturned felon; failed Member of Parliament since the collapse of One Nation and the prison sentence
- Paris Hilton - heiress, famous for being famous, participant in sex-tape
- Kim Il Jung - late "beloved" leader of North Korea and basis of the Team America satire
- Mark "Jacko" Jackson" - 1980s AFL "footballer of great potential" who, starting in the WAFL, moved east to star for no less than four VFL clubs. Now more famous for his off-field exploits which included a "singing" career, and speaking engagements with one other contender
- Bob Kater - Federal Independent Member of Parliament in the Queensland seat of Leichhardt
- The Kardashian Family - enough said, really
- David Kosh - self-opinionated ambulance-chasing co-presenter of the "Sunrise" breakfast television programme on ATN7 in Sydney with an economics major in journalism who doesn't like you to know about it
- Lindsay Lohan - actress, indebted Playboy pin up
- Eddie Maguire - president of the Collingwood Australian Football club, "journalist," radio and television presenter, loud-mouthed hater of felafel and anything to do with any city in Australia except Melbourne
- Imelda Marcos - one-time Phillipines first-lady, hoarder of shoes
- Mohamar Qadafi - one-time leader of Libya, alleged war-time victim
- Mark "Chopper" Reid - convicted criminal turned writer and talk-circuit speaker, source of comedy sketches and spoofs
- Charlie Sheen - actor, alcoholic, drug-addict, discgraced son of Martin.Shane Warne - once-great cricketer, half of The Shiz or Shurley (Liz Hurley love-interest)
- Karl Stepanovic - slightly less opinionated than another television presenting contender, this contender co-hosts the "Today" breakfast television programme on TCN9 in Sydney. His infamy is in the inappropriate, as well as a "Logie" award that he should not have been given
- Tiger Woods - so-called "world's greatest golfer" whose brain-pants took over and cost him a beautiful wife and family, as well as his golfing talent. A contentious entry here, although he is allegedly friendly with another contender
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23Dec11
1555 (amended 25/12/11)
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